








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2674 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3554 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2789 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4393 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,109,509 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ontos | 865 | 0.40 | 25 min |
| #2 | fv | 346 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | 『Shiro』 | 173 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | maya | 150 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | SWAG MESSIAH | 73 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ontos | +2.38 | 89 | 84 |
| #2 | Viridian | +2.02 | 68 | 28 |
| #3 | 『Shiro』 | +1.58 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | maya | +1.56 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | Teffy | +0.44 | 79 | 39 |





