








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 233 | 12% |
| Smokes | 765 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 439 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 463 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $460,866 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLB | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | HesBackBaby | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | KLB | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | MoJo JoJo | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLB | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | HesBackBaby | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | KLB | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | MoJo JoJo | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLB | 5 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | HesBackBaby | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | KLB | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | MoJo JoJo | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLB | 70 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #2 | KLB | 39 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | HesBackBaby | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | MoJo JoJo | 27 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLB | +4.62 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | KLB | +1.59 | 62 | 65 |
| #3 | HesBackBaby | +0.78 | 64 | 28 |
| #4 | Halfbithobbit | -0.08 | 45 | 19 |
| #5 | MoJo JoJo | -2.00 | 28 | 37 |





