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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 985 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1042 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1174 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1237 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 308 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $779,715 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FettiS | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | vUx_ツ | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | ✪-kl_ | 54% | 129 |
| #4 | MacSteg | 54% | 136 |
| #5 | bonk | 54% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪-kl_ | 23 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | bonk | 20 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | MacSteg | 14 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | ✪ M4rr0k | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | FettiS | 4 | 0.0190 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vUx_ツ | +3.43 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪-kl_ | +2.46 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | MacSteg | +1.95 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | sneggi | +1.46 | 83 | 48 |
| #5 | ✪ M4rr0k | +0.97 | 80 | 55 |





