








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 422 | 16% |
| Smokes | 547 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 985 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 716 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,387 of utility $301 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪-kl_ | 26 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | MacSteg | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | sneggi | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Hutmacher ツ | 4 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | MS-Raptore | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪-kl_ | 424 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | MacSteg | 259 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | MS-Raptore | 145 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | sneggi | 123 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hutmacher ツ | 80 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vUx_ツ | +4.82 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | ✪-kl_ | +3.13 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | MacSteg | +2.13 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | sneggi | +1.00 | 81 | 47 |
| #5 | Hutmacher ツ | +0.78 | 74 | 49 |





