








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2220 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2259 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2468 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2089 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,906 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skeiperrr 幸福 | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | AlexR1337 | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | ♥Lyvianna♥ | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | t0rkle T | 57% | 58 |
| #5 | Noidontthinkso. | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥Lyvianna♥ | 193 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | dNY | 179 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | t0rkle T | 160 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | as1c | 151 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Noidontthinkso. | 74 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcel S. | +3.18 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | AlexR1337 | +2.73 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | Skeiperrr 幸福 | +2.49 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | dNY | +2.15 | 77 | 80 |
| #5 | t0rkle T | +1.05 | 66 | 65 |





