








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1697 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1773 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1254 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1824 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $342,379 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | נυʟıαп | 52% | 23 |
| #8 | dNY | 50% | 26 |
| #9 | ♥Lyvianna♥ | 49% | 53 |
| #10 | as1c | 48% | 91 |
| #11 | Cs 'n chill | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | as1c | 279 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | ♥Lyvianna♥ | 200 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | dNY | 156 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #4 | Noidontthinkso. | 146 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Marcel S. | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dNY | +2.35 | 72 | 80 |
| #2 | t0rkle T | +1.20 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | Noidontthinkso. | +1.11 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Skeiperrr 幸福 | +0.98 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | Marcel S. | +0.53 | 85 | 60 |





