








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 250 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3026 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4211 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2835 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3683 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $963,794 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greeksN^ | 63% | 71 |
| #2 | Marcel S. | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | Skeiperrr 幸福 | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | t0rkle T | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | as1c | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greeksN^ | 217 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | az8 | 159 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | as1c | 157 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | t0rkle T | 144 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | steveN | 138 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | az8 | +2.93 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | Skeiperrr 幸福 | +1.99 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | steveN | +1.96 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | Marcel S. | +1.45 | 88 | 62 |
| #5 | t0rkle T | +1.05 | 66 | 66 |





