








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 470 | 11% |
| Smokes | 736 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1511 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1548 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $658,993 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 45% | 31 | ||
| 44% | 171 | ||
| #9 | ★彡[Sh4me0ny0u]彡★ | 44% | 96 |
| #10 | ☢ Ὗ☠կԓꞡꞰiƩ™ ☢ | 44% | 147 |
| 41% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 0.0018 | ||
| #2 | Docci341 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Hostilein | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | ♀Mein C tut W wenn ich G♥ | 2 | 0.0005 |
| 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 214 | 0.08 | 3 min | ||
| #2 | Docci341 | 80 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| 52 | 0.08 | 2 min | ||
| 48 | 0.01 | 1 min | ||
| #5 | MillaZTV | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢ Ὗ☠կԓꞡꞰiƩ™ ☢ | +2.60 | 36 | 30 |
| #2 | Daniel | +2.56 | 49 | 30 |
| #3 | Docci341 | +1.81 | 29 | 52 |
| #4 | ★彡[Sh4me0ny0u]彡★ | +1.14 | 62 | 41 |
| #5 | Hostilein | +1.07 | 28 | 42 |





