








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1244 | 32% |
| Smokes | 791 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 885 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 996 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $305,172 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | füssélrûlèzz | 54% | 63 |
| #5 | M1sterL | 54% | 63 |
| #6 | Hikari | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | Bot | 50% | 6 |
| #8 | ♿ Laars | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | füssélrûlèzz | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | M1sterL | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | ♿ Laars | 4 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Leiti | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | 3 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1sterL | +2.76 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | Leiti | +0.87 | 66 | 48 |
| #3 | 🎀♡uwu♡uwu♡🎀 | +0.82 | 56 | 46 |
| #4 | alexyzzz | -0.27 | 56 | 72 |
| #5 | Hikari | -0.59 | 75 | 33 |





