








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1590 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2735 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1061 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2204 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,130,398 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vince026 | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | sɐqıɹ | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Rekkles | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | PepitaGrilla | 51% | 47 |
| #5 | Gusiix | 51% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoSoyGroot! | 920 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | Gusiix | 533 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Stoika Xonda | 315 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | MIDrow | 292 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | PepitaGrilla | 174 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sɐqıɹ | +4.93 | 77 | 78 |
| #2 | Gusiix | +4.27 | 85 | 78 |
| #3 | Stoika Xonda | +3.70 | 83 | 77 |
| #4 | MIDrow | +3.62 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | Not Enough | +0.19 | 68 | 48 |





