








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 498 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4705 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6019 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4650 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3848 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3166 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $629,642 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vince026 | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | PepitaGrilla | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | MIDrow | 53% | 156 |
| #4 | Not Enough | 51% | 155 |
| #5 | Acalyxs | 50% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoSoyGroot! | 750 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | MIDrow | 434 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Acalyxs | 210 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Not Enough | 210 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | PepitaGrilla | 207 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gusiix | +4.55 | 85 | 77 |
| #2 | MIDrow | +3.23 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | Acalyxs | -0.07 | 60 | 41 |
| #4 | Not Enough | -0.38 | 68 | 45 |
| #5 | PepitaGrilla | -0.63 | 28 | 69 |





