








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1203 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




145 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13545 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4718 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 9442 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6386 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,581,256 of utility $279 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2768 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l i l o | 49% | 265 |
| #2 | ExplodinGravy | 49% | 142 |
| #3 | CrazyIdiot | 48% | 117 |
| #4 | XxAcidxxDreamxX | 48% | 364 |
| #5 | Taste The Rainbow | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XxAcidxxDreamxX | 32 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | l i l o | 20 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | ExplodinGravy | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Wilkes | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Taste The Rainbow | 5 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sac-Religious | +2.78 | 41 | 68 |
| #2 | Wilkes | +1.54 | 51 | 69 |
| #3 | l i l o | +0.52 | 64 | 39 |
| #4 | Duranthecrispy27 | -1.13 | 35 | 26 |
| #5 | Taste The Rainbow | -1.45 | 9 | 51 |





