








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3318 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2512 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2799 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2220 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,060 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vexolanturmis | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | itsdave | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | g0dfather | 46% | 108 |
| #4 | DEKU_QCK | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | rBN_inc | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | itsdave | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | g0dfather | 46% | 108 |
| #4 | DEKU_QCK | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | rBN_inc | 41% | 41 |
| #6 | Dr.Livesey | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0dfather | 20 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | vexolanturmis | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | DEKU_QCK | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | rBN_inc | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0dfather | 408 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | vexolanturmis | 89 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Dr.Livesey | 68 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | DEKU_QCK | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | rBN_inc | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.Livesey | +2.14 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | DEKU_QCK | +2.09 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | g0dfather | +0.93 | 53 | 73 |
| #4 | vexolanturmis | +0.89 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | rBN_inc | +0.66 | 77 | 43 |





