










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 317 | 15% |
| Smokes | 556 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 655 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 577 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,484 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoonaZZ | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | spypas3 | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | krisu! | 67% | 45 |
| #4 | hiskihidodd | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Deku | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Mahmoud | 50% | 8 |
| #12 | huoraneekeri | 50% | 10 |
| #13 | joona | 38% | 8 |
| #14 | miska | 37% | 19 |
| #15 | Roccaw | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoonaZZ | +2.47 | 59 | 71 |
| #2 | krisu! | +2.27 | 68 | 48 |
| #3 | hiskihidodd | +1.47 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | Deku | +1.33 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | joona | +0.91 | 81 | 46 |





