








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 545 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 272 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




256 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11654 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7008 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 9025 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8518 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,711,757 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 799 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puuksu_mees7 | 50% | 70 |
| #2 | VampirePimp2018 | 48% | 134 |
| #3 | priitkrediit | 47% | 70 |
| #4 | caskets | 45% | 77 |
| #5 | samy naceri | 34% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puuksu_mees7 | 50% | 70 |
| #2 | VampirePimp2018 | 48% | 134 |
| #3 | priitkrediit | 47% | 70 |
| #4 | caskets | 45% | 77 |
| #5 | samy naceri | 34% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caskets | 54 | 0.0360 |
| #2 | samy naceri | 39 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | VampirePimp2018 | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | puuksu_mees7 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | priitkrediit | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VampirePimp2018 | 733 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #2 | samy naceri | 332 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | puuksu_mees7 | 319 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | caskets | 200 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | priitkrediit | 155 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caskets | +3.48 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | VampirePimp2018 | +1.91 | 58 | 73 |
| #3 | priitkrediit | -0.10 | 55 | 48 |
| #4 | puuksu_mees7 | -0.50 | 56 | 55 |
| #5 | Anti Korki | -0.92 | 34 | 56 |





