








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 384 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5743 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6228 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4522 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5967 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,635 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herr Seersant | 38% | 108 |
| #2 | Anti Korki | 34% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herr Seersant | 38% | 108 |
| #2 | Anti Korki | 34% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anti Korki | 37 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Herr Seersant | 7 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anti Korki | 600 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Herr Seersant | 186 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herr Seersant | +0.64 | 43 | 58 |
| #2 | samy naceri | -0.66 | 25 | 59 |
| #3 | Anti Korki | -0.92 | 36 | 50 |





