








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 619 | 28% |
| Smokes | 626 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 415 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 542 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,325 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | hanghang1234 | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | mKCheUNgi | 68% | 34 |
| #5 | skimwow | 67% | 39 |
| #6 | Blues. | 65% | 17 |
| #7 | EDGgoDie | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mKCheUNgi | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | skimwow | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Blues. | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skimwow | 166 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | mKCheUNgi | 86 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Blues. | 60 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Florian R. | 47 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | EDGgoDie | 19 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hanghang1234 | +2.24 | 85 | 42 |
| #2 | skimwow | +2.06 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | Blues. | +2.04 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | Kenny | +1.69 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | mKCheUNgi | +1.13 | 82 | 56 |





