








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Italy | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 217 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




179 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10436 | 51% |
| Smokes | 3189 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5540 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1226 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,500,807 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2014 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEFRMO | 64% | 253 |
| #2 | henkii | 64% | 343 |
| #3 | alwinio | 61% | 424 |
| #4 | Leafar | 58% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEFRMO | 64% | 253 |
| #2 | henkii | 64% | 343 |
| #3 | alwinio | 61% | 424 |
| #4 | Leafar | 58% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alwinio | 117 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | henkii | 65 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | KEFRMO | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Leafar | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alwinio | 870 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | henkii | 749 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | KEFRMO | 537 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Leafar | 436 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | henkii | +2.46 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Bent | +2.15 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | KEFRMO | +0.99 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | Leafar | +0.91 | 84 | 67 |
| #5 | alwinio | -1.06 | 54 | 57 |





