








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 720 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Italy | 371 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 369 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




158 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5706 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4129 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 8224 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 5823 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,517,950 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 983 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEFRMO | 63% | 312 |
| #2 | Bent | 61% | 424 |
| #3 | henkii | 60% | 576 |
| #4 | Leafar | 51% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEFRMO | 63% | 312 |
| #2 | Bent | 61% | 424 |
| #3 | henkii | 60% | 576 |
| #4 | Leafar | 51% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bent | 152 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | henkii | 83 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | KEFRMO | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Leafar | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bent | 2067 | 0.24 | 38 min |
| #2 | henkii | 1100 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #3 | KEFRMO | 706 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Leafar | 651 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | henkii | +2.92 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Bent | +2.63 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | KEFRMO | +1.31 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | Leafar | +0.59 | 85 | 67 |
| #5 | alwinio | -1.11 | 51 | 57 |





