








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 764 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Italy | 314 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 580 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5342 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4125 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3341 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2675 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,998,620 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 790 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bent | 64% | 343 |
| #2 | KEFRMO | 62% | 264 |
| #3 | alwinio | 60% | 576 |
| #4 | Leafar | 55% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bent | 64% | 343 |
| #2 | KEFRMO | 62% | 264 |
| #3 | alwinio | 60% | 576 |
| #4 | Leafar | 55% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alwinio | 128 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Bent | 127 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | KEFRMO | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Leafar | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bent | 1673 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #2 | alwinio | 1059 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #3 | Leafar | 659 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #4 | KEFRMO | 603 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | henkii | +2.69 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | Bent | +2.39 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | KEFRMO | +0.85 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | Leafar | +0.73 | 85 | 66 |
| #5 | alwinio | -1.29 | 51 | 56 |





