








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3943 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2367 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4072 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3153 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,342 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 662 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andy------------ | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | 3amo ADRN | 66% | 29 |
| #3 | milaya ˚₊‧ ♱ ‧₊˚ | 65% | 34 |
| #4 | ₷☯𝓁𝒾𝒟.- | 64% | 22 |
| #5 | binkoff 373 | 61% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3amo ADRN | 125 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lil Schaudi | 101 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mr. Nice Guy | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪FNL⭕⃤.✞ | 92 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Huguette | 84 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | die Putzfrau | +5.45 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | ✪FNL⭕⃤.✞ | +4.50 | 87 | 45 |
| #3 | binkoff 373 | +3.36 | 64 | 34 |
| #4 | andy------------ | +3.16 | 66 | 74 |
| #5 | ♠ Killing Machine ♠ | +3.06 | 88 | 63 |





