








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1767 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1122 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1309 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1102 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $729,509 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Red Cat | 56% | 57 |
| #9 | Ismo | 55% | 11 |
| #10 | R L O T | 53% | 126 |
| #11 | Rautakylykikukko | 40% | 10 |
| #12 | Ampan pizza | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R L O T | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | paskabiceps | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | NIQQI | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | ✞Kypäjyrä✞ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Red Cat | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R L O T | 610 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | ✞Kypäjyrä✞ | 429 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #3 | Red Cat | 255 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | -Sääski | 161 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jahi | 150 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞Kypäjyrä✞ | +3.43 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | Ismo | +2.26 | 65 | 82 |
| #3 | NIQQI | +1.51 | 63 | 28 |
| #4 | Pekzuu | +0.85 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | Red Cat | +0.83 | 84 | 76 |





