








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1520 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1816 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 238 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 890 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,184 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrone Sr. | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Ticc | 54% | 162 |
| #3 | jj | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | marco | 51% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrone Sr. | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Ticc | 54% | 162 |
| #3 | jj | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | marco | 51% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ticc | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | marco | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | jj | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Tyrone Sr. | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ticc | 653 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | marco | 232 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | jj | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tyrone Sr. | 92 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ticc | +1.13 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | jj | +1.10 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | marco | +0.74 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | Na´vi Ismo | +0.52 | 78 | 52 |
| #5 | Tyrone Sr. | +0.38 | 75 | 65 |





