








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 925 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1453 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 944 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 532 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,043 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrone Sr. | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Ticc | 54% | 140 |
| #3 | Na´vi Ismo | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | marco | 51% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrone Sr. | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Ticc | 54% | 140 |
| #3 | Na´vi Ismo | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | marco | 51% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ticc | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | marco | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Na´vi Ismo | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Tyrone Sr. | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ticc | 498 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | marco | 193 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Na´vi Ismo | 108 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tyrone Sr. | 28 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj | +1.39 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | Ticc | +0.86 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | marco | +0.80 | 69 | 53 |
| #4 | Na´vi Ismo | +0.15 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | Tyrone Sr. | -1.15 | 81 | 68 |





