








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 851 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5755 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3958 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1967 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2488 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,274,261 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronizziw | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | juseZ | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | Na´vi Ismo | 54% | 162 |
| #4 | jj | 54% | 140 |
| #5 | moze✞ | 53% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Na´vi Ismo | 54% | 162 |
| #4 | jj | 54% | 140 |
| #5 | moze✞ | 53% | 68 |
| #6 | marco | 53% | 211 |
| #7 | puttone♿ | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marco | 16 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Na´vi Ismo | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | jj | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | juseZ | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | puttone♿ | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marco | 521 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Na´vi Ismo | 311 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | jj | 195 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | moze✞ | 99 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ronizziw | 98 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj | +1.22 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | Ticc | +0.94 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | marco | +0.41 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | moze✞ | +0.35 | 50 | 55 |
| #5 | Na´vi Ismo | +0.29 | 77 | 53 |





