








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3108 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5461 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4462 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3067 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $746,919 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drvx09 | 73% | 37 |
| #2 | pxngu | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | slyblueheart | 50% | 174 |
| #4 | Olaf | 49% | 85 |
| #5 | NiKirito | 49% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | [:D:] Draveax | 48% | 90 |
| #8 | Die Ratte | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | ⸸EdgeBeard⸸ | 42% | 38 |
| #10 | Suiky | 41% | 27 |
| #11 | Roger Erik du Haute-Bellegarde | 28% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roger Erik du Haute-Bellegarde | 8 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | slyblueheart | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | [:D:] Draveax | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | pxngu | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Die Ratte | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [:D:] Draveax | 231 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | drvx09 | 114 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Roger Erik du Haute-Bellegarde | 112 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | ⸸EdgeBeard⸸ | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Olaf | 64 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drvx09 | +6.61 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | [:D:] Draveax | +4.87 | 87 | 54 |
| #3 | pxngu | +3.24 | 85 | 51 |
| #4 | D1cki | +1.97 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | Olaf | +1.95 | 70 | 56 |





