








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 910 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2458 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2623 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2430 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2426 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $621,550 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slyblueheart | 52% | 75 |
| #2 | Khan | 52% | 125 |
| #3 | [:D:] CryT4x | 51% | 95 |
| #4 | Yoruichi | 48% | 90 |
| #5 | D1cki | 48% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Yoruichi | 48% | 90 |
| #5 | D1cki | 48% | 149 |
| #6 | ⸸EdgeBeard⸸ | 46% | 154 |
| #7 | NiKirito | 42% | 31 |
| #8 | Magonius | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⸸EdgeBeard⸸ | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Khan | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | [:D:] CryT4x | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Yoruichi | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | D1cki | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⸸EdgeBeard⸸ | 428 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | [:D:] CryT4x | 377 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | D1cki | 321 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | Yoruichi | 147 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Khan | 127 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [:D:] Draveax | +3.69 | 80 | 57 |
| #2 | D1cki | +2.40 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | Yoruichi | -0.63 | 46 | 59 |
| #4 | Magonius | -0.82 | 28 | 42 |
| #5 | [:D:] CryT4x | -0.91 | 33 | 60 |





