








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 729 | 18% |
| Smokes | 718 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2000 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 639 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $709,125 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㊗Frosty㊗ | 53% | 60 |
| #2 | scottyisXTC | 52% | 81 |
| #3 | Joongi | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | RancidRigatoni | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Dennis Fong | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Joongi | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | RancidRigatoni | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Dennis Fong | 48% | 48 |
| #6 | DevoTheBigDong | 46% | 242 |
| #7 | HolyBoofsader | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joongi | 30 | 0.0287 |
| #2 | scottyisXTC | 16 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | DevoTheBigDong | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Dennis Fong | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | HolyBoofsader | 5 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scottyisXTC | 162 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | DevoTheBigDong | 158 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #3 | Dennis Fong | 80 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | HolyBoofsader | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Joongi | 56 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㊗Frosty㊗ | +4.27 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | Joongi | +3.67 | 80 | 37 |
| #3 | scottyisXTC | +3.36 | 78 | 47 |
| #4 | RancidRigatoni | +2.37 | 63 | 53 |
| #5 | DevoTheBigDong | +0.28 | 50 | 35 |





