








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 845 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 141 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




206 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7408 | 45% |
| Smokes | 5036 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2371 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1738 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,619,248 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | big mama | 55% | 71 |
| #2 | alex | 53% | 161 |
| #3 | Lettuce Play | 53% | 72 |
| #4 | EFRAN | 52% | 81 |
| #5 | OsamaBinVibin | 52% | 278 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OsamaBinVibin | 124 | 0.0221 |
| #2 | Joongi | 66 | 0.0217 |
| #3 | Dennis Fong | 51 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | EFRAN | 19 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | Alshst | 18 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SonicKnuckles09 | +3.58 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | alex | +3.30 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | big mama | +3.01 | 51 | 78 |
| #4 | OsamaBinVibin | +1.70 | 72 | 47 |
| #5 | ㊗Frosty㊗ | +1.59 | 78 | 51 |





