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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 777 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 554 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7715 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4430 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4117 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6275 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,707,529 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaraCheez | 55% | 110 |
| #2 | mox | 54% | 149 |
| #3 | ✠GuhbaDjeuvul✠ | 53% | 179 |
| #4 | Pand4^ | 50% | 132 |
| #5 | Nkish ;> | 50% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | zaewta👻 | 47% | 148 |
| #10 | Mackan | 47% | 268 |
| #11 | Elina | 46% | 238 |
| #12 | sodeer | 44% | 48 |
| #13 | nso | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stv | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Mackan | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Storren | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | mox | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Nkish ;> | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mackan | 1060 | 0.19 | 29 min |
| #2 | Elina | 906 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #3 | Nkish ;> | 768 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #4 | stv | 692 | 0.07 | 20 min |
| #5 | zaewta👻 | 582 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mackan | +3.71 | 90 | 72 |
| #2 | Pand4^ | +2.86 | 82 | 77 |
| #3 | Nkish ;> | +1.18 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | zaewta👻 | +0.88 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | mox | +0.38 | 55 | 69 |





