








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1099 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1771 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2455 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1435 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 510 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,308,324 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 790 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuriFlavo | 55% | 187 |
| #2 | Xx-DeathLord-xX | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | Nan Hao & Shang Feng | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | monkey in disguise | 49% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuriFlavo | 55% | 187 |
| #2 | Xx-DeathLord-xX | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | Nan Hao & Shang Feng | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | monkey in disguise | 49% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuriFlavo | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Xx-DeathLord-xX | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | monkey in disguise | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Nan Hao & Shang Feng | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuriFlavo | 202 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Xx-DeathLord-xX | 168 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | monkey in disguise | 64 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nan Hao & Shang Feng | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuriFlavo | +1.53 | 58 | 48 |
| #2 | Xx-DeathLord-xX | +1.00 | 51 | 47 |
| #3 | zeni | +0.04 | 31 | 50 |
| #4 | monkey in disguise | -2.09 | 44 | 38 |
| #5 | Nan Hao & Shang Feng | -3.59 | 11 | 21 |





