








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 157 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4433 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3909 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5345 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4886 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,390,998 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1684 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Micha | 64% | 170 |
| #2 | Ghosly | 58% | 212 |
| #3 | Doro | 58% | 185 |
| #4 | PanA | 58% | 83 |
| #5 | Miguemakosh | 50% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Doro | 58% | 185 |
| #4 | PanA | 58% | 83 |
| #5 | Miguemakosh | 50% | 238 |
| #6 | Seiong | 49% | 95 |
| #7 | Coefeet | 47% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doro | 40 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Ghosly | 20 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Seiong | 14 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Micha | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Coefeet | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doro | 769 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | Ghosly | 755 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | Miguemakosh | 746 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #4 | Micha | 300 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | PanA | 290 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doro | +2.34 | 52 | 54 |
| #2 | Ghosly | +2.32 | 41 | 71 |
| #3 | Miguemakosh | +1.64 | 26 | 54 |
| #4 | Seiong | +0.93 | 68 | 35 |
| #5 | Micha | +0.74 | 38 | 44 |





