








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9566 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2567 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 4743 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4360 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,519,630 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 756 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghosly | 68% | 60 |
| #2 | Micha | 62% | 295 |
| #3 | Dextrol | 60% | 88 |
| #4 | PanA | 60% | 143 |
| #5 | Yoisaki Kanade | 58% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Yoisaki Kanade | 58% | 185 |
| #6 | Seiong | 54% | 261 |
| #7 | luneh | 52% | 65 |
| #8 | AM FM | 50% | 38 |
| #9 | Keyend | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seiong | 42 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Dextrol | 15 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | luneh | 14 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Yoisaki Kanade | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Micha | 9 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Micha | 485 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | PanA | 463 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Dextrol | 363 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | Yoisaki Kanade | 315 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Seiong | 246 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keyend | +5.05 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | luneh | +4.65 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | Doro | +1.91 | 49 | 58 |
| #4 | Micha | +0.21 | 40 | 38 |
| #5 | Ghosly | +0.13 | 38 | 67 |





