








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 644 | 22% |
| Smokes | 759 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 882 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 689 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,663 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeBingChilling | 42% | 12 |
| #2 | 🎉🍾HAPPY NEW YEARS🍾🎉 | 38% | 45 |
| #3 | RanglerGuy | 33% | 78 |
| #4 | Salad Tossing | 31% | 134 |
| #5 | MonkyDLuffy | 31% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RanglerGuy | 345 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | 🎉🍾HAPPY NEW YEARS🍾🎉 | 165 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Salad Tossing | 111 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Yeezo | 82 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | | KOBESKINGDOM | BabySosaLVR | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🎉🍾HAPPY NEW YEARS🍾🎉 | +3.87 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | RanglerGuy | +2.15 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | MeBingChilling | +1.84 | 54 | 52 |
| #4 | Yeezo | +0.86 | 56 | 46 |
| #5 | Salad Tossing | +0.22 | 56 | 38 |





