








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 390 | 15% |
| Smokes | 877 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 829 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 560 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,395 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabiihaft | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Niicohaft | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Lucker99 | 47% | 146 |
| #4 | Fabiihaft | 40% | 15 |
| #5 | Niten | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabiihaft | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Niicohaft | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Lucker99 | 47% | 146 |
| #4 | Fabiihaft | 40% | 15 |
| #5 | Niten | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucker99 | 23 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Niicohaft | 4 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | Niten | 3 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Fabiihaft | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucker99 | 978 | 0.33 | 23 min |
| #2 | Niicohaft | 34 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fabiihaft | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fabiihaft | 30 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Niten | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabiihaft | +3.66 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | Lucker99 | +1.42 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | Niicohaft | -0.46 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | Niten | -1.59 | 44 | 21 |
| #5 | Fabiihaft | -1.60 | 54 | 55 |





