








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4456 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2598 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3853 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3048 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $381,605 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marco | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | marazzi | 60% | 73 |
| #3 | Huilu | 57% | 258 |
| #4 | Embz | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Pannaaninkuori | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Pannaaninkuori | 56% | 45 |
| #6 | XPeecc 🌪 | 55% | 29 |
| #7 | SamuelB | 55% | 20 |
| #8 | tikkanen | 54% | 39 |
| #9 | Nikuu ♥ | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huilu | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | marazzi | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Nikuu ♥ | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Marco | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Embz | 2 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huilu | 1069 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #2 | marazzi | 180 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nikuu ♥ | 87 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | XPeecc 🌪 | 76 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Marco | 41 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megamango | +1.88 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | Huilu | +1.49 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | marazzi | +0.39 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | XPeecc 🌪 | +0.02 | 89 | 56 |
| #5 | Nikuu ♥ | -0.63 | 79 | 58 |





