








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2251 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2466 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1619 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2277 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $472,234 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notan | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Nikuu ♥ | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | megamango | 60% | 73 |
| #4 | Huilu | 58% | 48 |
| #5 | eerikK | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megamango | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Pääkii | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | eerikK | 5 | 0.0116 |
| #4 | SamuelB | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Huilu | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megamango | 281 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Huilu | 201 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | SamuelB | 178 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Pääkii | 101 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nikuu ♥ | 82 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JSXIce | +1.36 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | notan | +0.95 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | marazzi | +0.87 | 83 | 71 |
| #4 | eerikK | +0.83 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | Nikuu ♥ | +0.38 | 78 | 55 |





