








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 241 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3184 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2299 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2467 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2190 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,142 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zselés Dong | 59% | 75 |
| #2 | tr4k1 | 57% | 82 |
| #3 | Desh | 56% | 71 |
| #4 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | f4R1 | 52% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | f4R1 | 52% | 132 |
| #6 | steveemeisteR >.< | 51% | 156 |
| #7 | Marcus | 47% | 38 |
| #8 | Sinya` | 45% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steveemeisteR >.< | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | tr4k1 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steveemeisteR >.< | 652 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | Sinya` | 219 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | tr4k1 | 196 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | f4R1 | 187 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Zselés Dong | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steveemeisteR >.< | +2.83 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Zselés Dong | +2.56 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | ✪ SkyGod.- | +1.48 | 81 | 59 |
| #4 | Marcus | +0.33 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | tr4k1 | -0.12 | 75 | 78 |





