








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1137 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1144 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 865 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1105 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $547,901 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KocaKolaBudgett | 64% | 22 |
| #5 | peppadrinka5 | 58% | 91 |
| #6 | PTK <NotAnAimer> | 57% | 70 |
| #7 | [KT]$#mite | 57% | 37 |
| #8 | man with ham | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | man with ham | 20 | 0.0347 |
| #2 | peppadrinka5 | 17 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | PTK <NotAnAimer> | 15 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | shitlord5 | 8 | 0.0184 |
| #5 | KocaKolaBudgett | 5 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peppadrinka5 | 385 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | PTK <NotAnAimer> | 293 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | [KT]$#mite | 182 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | man with ham | 83 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | shitlord5 | 63 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shitlord5 | +4.62 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | [KT]$#mite | +2.28 | 59 | 71 |
| #3 | snoops | +1.58 | 85 | 49 |
| #4 | PTK <NotAnAimer> | +1.20 | 81 | 51 |
| #5 | peppadrinka5 | +0.73 | 71 | 57 |





