








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 377 matches | ||
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




161 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9103 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9394 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5440 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8766 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,486,545 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shitlord5 | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | peppadrinka5 | 55% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shitlord5 | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | peppadrinka5 | 55% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shitlord5 | 33 | 0.0274 |
| #2 | peppadrinka5 | 24 | 0.0151 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peppadrinka5 | 295 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | shitlord5 | 191 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shitlord5 | +6.70 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | peppadrinka5 | +3.08 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | KocaKolaBudgett | +0.60 | 62 | 53 |





