








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 644 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 165 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3189 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2470 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2030 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2320 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,437,616 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 994 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PTK <NotAnAimer> | 75% | 51 |
| #2 | peppadrinka5 | 63% | 217 |
| #3 | KocaKolaBudgett | 57% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PTK <NotAnAimer> | 75% | 51 |
| #2 | peppadrinka5 | 63% | 217 |
| #3 | KocaKolaBudgett | 57% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peppadrinka5 | 36 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | KocaKolaBudgett | 27 | 0.0225 |
| #3 | PTK <NotAnAimer> | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peppadrinka5 | 820 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #2 | PTK <NotAnAimer> | 218 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | KocaKolaBudgett | 174 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shitlord5 | +4.70 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | peppadrinka5 | +1.87 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | PTK <NotAnAimer> | +1.73 | 83 | 48 |
| #4 | KocaKolaBudgett | -2.34 | 54 | 48 |





