








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2723 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2436 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1776 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2002 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,825 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | gmflash | 47% | 17 |
| #8 | boioioing | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | cornz | 40% | 15 |
| #10 | psygnosis | 29% | 14 |
| #11 | REEEEEEEEEE | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notzyk | 195 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | psygnosis | 81 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #3 | gmflash | 74 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | buecherhans | 73 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jolly Roger | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boioioing | +3.16 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | minil9reN | +2.06 | 61 | 73 |
| #3 | buecherhans | +2.04 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | notzyk | +1.42 | 57 | 83 |
| #5 | gmflash | +0.95 | 44 | 86 |





