








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 831 | 32% |
| Smokes | 607 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 540 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 593 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $137,600 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trashpad_ | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | Fally | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | st☽rmyyy | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | ostrich | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Fr34k! | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Fally | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | st☽rmyyy | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | ostrich | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Fr34k! | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | iTsBoSs | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st☽rmyyy | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | iTsBoSs | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | trashpad_ | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st☽rmyyy | 209 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | Fally | 70 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | iTsBoSs | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | trashpad_ | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Fr34k! | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fally | +1.87 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | st☽rmyyy | +0.39 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | 人 | -0.03 | 50 | 63 |
| #4 | trashpad_ | -1.22 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | ostrich | -1.92 | 59 | 58 |





