








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 247 | 22% |
| Smokes | 274 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 366 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 247 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $95,378 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xavier Landum | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | ItsTheGreenGiant | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Scrappy Coco | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Jimmy Valmer | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | TwinkMeister | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xavier Landum | +8.92 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | Balls | +3.16 | 74 | 45 |
| #3 | Scrappy Coco | +2.83 | 40 | 52 |
| #4 | Mmmmmmmmmmmm | +1.89 | 34 | 50 |
| #5 | TwinkMeister | +1.82 | 86 | 58 |





