








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1033 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1431 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2243 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 878 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,516 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwinkMeister | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Ranzid | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | 76561198384119185 | 43% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwinkMeister | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Ranzid | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | 76561198384119185 | 43% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198384119185 | 14 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Ranzid | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | TwinkMeister | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198384119185 | 410 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | Ranzid | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | TwinkMeister | 63 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwinkMeister | +3.52 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | 76561198384119185 | +0.48 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Mmmmmmmmmmmm | +0.32 | 44 | 54 |
| #4 | Ranzid | -1.94 | 59 | 51 |





