








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1801 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1374 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1824 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1539 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,963 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | tysqii | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Lukas | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Cuzz | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | Kron | 41% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | tysqii | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Lukas | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Cuzz | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | Kron | 41% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukas | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Cuzz | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Fossyy | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Kron | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | tysqii | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kron | 100 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Cuzz | 73 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | tysqii | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lukas | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fossyy | 28 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tysqii | +5.06 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Lukas | +4.71 | 74 | 48 |
| #3 | Fossyy | +3.01 | 91 | 45 |
| #4 | Cuzz | +1.26 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | Duck1e | -1.52 | 42 | 63 |





