








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 188 | 16% |
| Smokes | 220 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 356 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 406 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $147,172 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riisi | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Sam the Man | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | Wiltsuツ | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | HE DOESN'T KNOW | 83% | 6 |
| #5 | TUHOUUNO | 80% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | raik | 75% | 4 |
| #10 | KrzysiekJK -ивнл- | 75% | 4 |
| #11 | Lebiiis | 72% | 29 |
| #12 | sexy narkoman | 70% | 10 |
| #13 | papito | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lebiiis | 4 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | karriSツ | 3 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | Sam the Man | 2 | 0.0313 |
| #4 | veekone | 1 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | TUHOUUNO | 1 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sexy narkoman | 56 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #2 | Lebiiis | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | veekone | 25 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | taco | 21 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Wiltsuツ | 11 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riisi | +3.67 | 36 | 44 |
| #2 | sexy narkoman | +3.59 | 86 | 73 |
| #3 | Karii | +3.29 | 65 | 66 |
| #4 | karriSツ | +2.39 | 87 | 51 |
| #5 | Sam the Man | +1.44 | 86 | 42 |





