








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1926 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2695 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1982 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2302 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $830,910 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leafa | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Er | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Pikachu | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | navi | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | ilyas | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leafa | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Er | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Pikachu | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | navi | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | ilyas | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | navi | 9 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Er | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | leafa | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Pikachu | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ilyas | 96 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | leafa | 88 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | navi | 64 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Er | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pikachu | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leafa | +1.79 | 70 | 55 |
| #2 | ilyas | +1.06 | 76 | 48 |
| #3 | AL | +1.06 | 86 | 55 |
| #4 | Pikachu | +0.01 | 80 | 52 |
| #5 | navi | -0.82 | 64 | 36 |





