








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1251 | 25% |
| Smokes | 920 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1863 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 970 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,428 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AL | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | viet | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Pikachu | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | Er | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | ilyas | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AL | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | viet | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Pikachu | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | Er | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | ilyas | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | AL | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Pikachu | 3 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | viet | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ilyas | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er | 142 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | viet | 63 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ilyas | 58 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | AL | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pikachu | 25 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leafa | +1.46 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | ilyas | +0.79 | 86 | 47 |
| #3 | AL | +0.75 | 91 | 61 |
| #4 | viet | -0.31 | 48 | 59 |
| #5 | Pikachu | -1.53 | 74 | 41 |





