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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1061 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1327 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 588 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1212 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $488,036 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeowMeow | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Green Tea | 67% | 39 |
| #3 | AL | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | viet | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | ilyas | 57% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | leafa | 3 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | ilyas | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | MeowMeow | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AL | +2.52 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | ilyas | +1.84 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | leafa | +1.66 | 71 | 58 |
| #4 | viet | +0.48 | 53 | 69 |
| #5 | Pikachu | -0.00 | 80 | 47 |





